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Sussex Man Visits Different Town, Immediately Explains Why His One Is Better
Day trip described as "lovely" despite spending four hours criticising everything.
Thursday, 13 August 2026
Eastbourne & East Sussex
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Eastbourne Man Says "Bit Windy Today" For 4,000th Consecutive Day
Tourists Spend Four Hours Looking For Belle Tout Lighthouse From Wrong Cliff
Brighton Resident Discovers Free Parking Space, Refuses To Tell Anyone Where It Is
Eastbourne Family Arrives At Beach With Enough Equipment To Establish Permanent Settlement
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Eastbourne Seagulls Deny Deliberately Targeting People Who Have Just Washed Their Cars
Bird representatives describe allegations as "completely circumstantial".
Council Installs Sign Explaining Why Previous Sign Was Removed
A further sign explaining the new sign is expected next month.
Eastbourne Residents Confirm Seafront Bench Has Been Occupied By Same Man Since Tuesday
Council officials say there is currently "no evidence he intends to leave".
Seagull Steals Entire Sausage Roll From Child, Claims It Was "Left Unattended"
Witnesses say the victim was still holding it at the time.
Seagulls Introduce "Chip Tax" For Tourists Visiting Eastbourne
Birds insist surrendering three chips per portion is "a long-standing local tradition".
Brighton Council Unveils £3.8 Million Plan To "Reimagine" Brighton Palace Pier
Consultation to determine whether the word "pier" remains fit for purpose.
Eastbourne Man Accidentally Drives Into Town Centre, Still Looking For Way Out
Local authorities say the 54-year-old remains "somewhere near Terminus Road".
Eastbourne Seagull Spends Entire Afternoon Following Family Holding Greggs Bag
Bird reportedly unwilling to rule out "future opportunities".
Sussex Villages Locked In Fierce Competition To Host Slowest Summer Fête
Judging delayed after organiser couldn't find the raffle tickets.
Hastings Man Refuses To Admit Eastbourne Beach Is Cleaner
Insists "it's just different dirt."
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Council Installs Sign Explaining Why Previous Sign Was Removed
A further sign explaining the new sign is expected next month.
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Eastbourne Family Arrives At Beach With Enough Equipment To Establish Permanent Settlement
Unloading operation expected to continue until lunchtime.
Sussex
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Brighton Resident Discovers Free Parking Space, Refuses To Tell Anyone Where It Is
Location described as potentially "more valuable than property".
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Eastbourne Seagulls Deny Deliberately Targeting People Who Have Just Washed Their Cars
Bird representatives describe allegations as "completely circumstantial".