Family appeal for information after routine five-minute journey enters its second afternoon.
29 August 2026
Officials say groundbreaking technology will finally eliminate the outdated practice of looking out of a window.
28 August 2026
Fictional ‘Pier Appreciation Tariff’ would allow visitors up to three seconds of uninterrupted viewing before further payment is required.
24 August 2026
Judges praise farmer’s extraordinary ability to attract silent judgement from wildlife every time he drives through the countryside.
24 August 2026
Residents monitor unfamiliar vehicle from behind curtains as emergency WhatsApp group receives 47 messages in under six minutes.
24 August 2026
New nation immediately introduces its own currency backed entirely by sourdough and locally produced chutney.
23 August 2026
Centuries of seaside rivalry temporarily suspended after both towns discover Brighton has somehow made it about itself again.
22 August 2026
Diplomatic relations across East Sussex deteriorate following devastating use of basic geography.
21 August 2026
Residents confirm weather is pleasant, seafront is peaceful and nobody has asked them to defend their town for nearly three hours.
21 August 2026
Family relieved after 17-mile international-style expedition successfully crosses Bexhill.
19 August 2026
Residents horrified after suggestion is discussed, agreed upon and implemented in same afternoon.
18 August 2026
Bexhill placed on high alert after finding itself geographically trapped between the two sides.
17 August 2026
