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Eastbourne Seagulls Demand Airbourne Display Slot After Claiming They've Been Flying Here All Year

Local birds accuse visiting aircraft of "turning up for four days and getting all the attention".

By Robin Sheffield · 13 Aug 2026

Eastbourne Seagulls Deny Deliberately Targeting People Who Have Just Washed Their Cars

Bird representatives describe allegations as "completely circumstantial".

By Sally Squawks · 8 Aug 2026

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Seagull Steals Entire Sausage Roll From Child, Claims It Was "Left Unattended"

Witnesses say the victim was still holding it at the time.

By Sally Squawks · 8 Aug 2026

Seagulls Introduce "Chip Tax" For Tourists Visiting Eastbourne

Birds insist surrendering three chips per portion is "a long-standing local tradition".

By Robin Sheffield · 8 Aug 2026

Eastbourne Seagull Spends Entire Afternoon Following Family Holding Greggs Bag

Bird reportedly unwilling to rule out "future opportunities".

By Sally Squawks · 7 Aug 2026

Seafront Cafe Forced To Ask Customers To Stop Feeding Chips To Seagulls "For A Laugh"

Birds now refusing anything below restaurant quality.

By Robin Sheffield · 7 Aug 2026