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The Seagull Times

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Sally Squawks

Seagull Affairs Correspondent, The Seagull Times

Sally Squawks is the Seagull Affairs Correspondent for The Seagull Times, investigating chip thefts, bakery surveillance and increasingly organised gull activity across Eastbourne. Working dangerously close to the front line, Sally remains committed to holding the town's feathered population accountable — despite repeated threats to her lunch.

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