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Airbourne Opens After Eastbourne Man Points At First Aircraft And Confidently Gets It Wrong

Local dad expected to incorrectly identify up to 40 aircraft before Sunday evening.

By Barry Beakman · 13 Aug 2026

Eastbourne Family Arrives At Beach With Enough Equipment To Establish Permanent Settlement

Unloading operation expected to continue until lunchtime.

By Barry Beakman · 8 Aug 2026

Eastbourne Residents Confirm Seafront Bench Has Been Occupied By Same Man Since Tuesday

Council officials say there is currently "no evidence he intends to leave".

By Jeanette Deckchair · 8 Aug 2026

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Eastbourne Man Says "Bit Windy Today" For 4,000th Consecutive Day

Family confirm he has made the observation regardless of actual weather conditions since approximately 2015.

By Robin Sheffield · 8 Aug 2026

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Eastbourne Man Accidentally Drives Into Town Centre, Still Looking For Way Out

Local authorities say the 54-year-old remains "somewhere near Terminus Road".

By Barry Beakman · 7 Aug 2026

Eastbourne Pier Introduces VIP Queue For Pensioners With Folding Chairs

New lane promises "minimal standing and maximum tutting."

By Robin Sheffield · 7 Aug 2026

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Tourists Spend Four Hours Looking For Belle Tout Lighthouse From Wrong Cliff

Family eventually admits they may have "taken a wrong turn" somewhere near Beachy Head.

By Robin Sheffield · 7 Aug 2026