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Our entirely serious investigation into how a festival can go from “going ahead” to “not going ahead” while hundreds of people are already making their way there.
Family appeal for information after routine five-minute journey enters its second afternoon.
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Local man overturns more than five decades of space history during Thursday evening pint and says NASA has “gone very quiet” since he started asking questions.
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Fictional councillor says years of looking out to sea have provided “all the evidence anyone should reasonably need.”
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Fictional ‘Pier Appreciation Tariff’ would allow visitors up to three seconds of uninterrupted viewing before further payment is required.
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Judges praise farmer’s extraordinary ability to attract silent judgement from wildlife every time he drives through the countryside.
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Residents monitor unfamiliar vehicle from behind curtains as emergency WhatsApp group receives 47 messages in under six minutes.
New nation immediately introduces its own currency backed entirely by sourdough and locally produced chutney.
Centuries of seaside rivalry temporarily suspended after both towns discover Brighton has somehow made it about itself again.
Diplomatic relations across East Sussex deteriorate following devastating use of basic geography.
Residents confirm weather is pleasant, seafront is peaceful and nobody has asked them to defend their town for nearly three hours.
Family relieved after 17-mile international-style expedition successfully crosses Bexhill.
Residents horrified after suggestion is discussed, agreed upon and implemented in same afternoon.
Bexhill placed on high alert after finding itself geographically trapped between the two sides.
Emergency meeting called after homeowner learns wheelie bin may have been living in West Sussex for nine years.
