Sussex Village Declares State Of Emergency After Someone Moves Wheelie Bin Before 7am
Residents say community may take "weeks, possibly months" to recover.
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Sussex News
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Brighton Resident Discovers Free Parking Space, Refuses To Tell Anyone Where It Is
Location described as potentially "more valuable than property".
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Sussex Man Visits Different Town, Immediately Explains Why His One Is Better
Day trip described as "lovely" despite spending four hours criticising everything.
Sussex Villages Locked In Fierce Competition To Host Slowest Summer Fête
Judging delayed after organiser couldn't find the raffle tickets.
Hastings Man Refuses To Admit Eastbourne Beach Is Cleaner
Insists "it's just different dirt."
Lewes Man Claims Eastbourne Is "Basically Brighton"
Police confirm there is no legal action they can take against "objectively incorrect opinions".