Eastbourne Dad Offers To Pick Red Arrows Up From Canada In His Ford Galaxy
Local man says pilots should "give us a ring when they're ready" and he'll leave after breakfast.
Friday, 14 August 2026 · Eastbourne, East Sussex
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Local man says pilots should "give us a ring when they're ready" and he'll leave after breakfast.
Local birds accuse visiting aircraft of "turning up for four days and getting all the attention".
Local dad expected to incorrectly identify up to 40 aircraft before Sunday evening.