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Sally Squawks
Seagull Affairs Correspondent, The Seagull Times
Sally Squawks is the Seagull Affairs Correspondent for The Seagull Times, investigating chip thefts, bakery surveillance and increasingly organised gull activity across Eastbourne. Working dangerously close to the front line, Sally remains committed to holding the town's feathered population accountable — despite repeated threats to her lunch.
Latest stories
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Seagull Steals Entire Sausage Roll From Child, Claims It Was "Left Unattended"
Witnesses say the victim was still holding it at the time.
Eastbourne Seagull Spends Entire Afternoon Following Family Holding Greggs Bag
Bird reportedly unwilling to rule out "future opportunities".