Eastbourne Pier Introduces VIP Queue For Pensioners With Folding Chairs
New lane promises "minimal standing and maximum tutting."
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Lewes Man Claims Eastbourne Is "Basically Brighton"
Police confirm there is no legal action they can take against "objectively incorrect opinions".
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Tourists Spend Four Hours Looking For Belle Tout Lighthouse From Wrong Cliff
Family eventually admits they may have "taken a wrong turn" somewhere near Beachy Head.
Eastbourne Council Announces £4.2 Million Consultation Into Whether Another Consultation Is Needed
Residents urged to "have their say" by completing a 186-page survey on the future of public surveys.